Much like herpes, just when you think Michele Bachmann has gone dormant she rears her ugly head to remind the American people she still exists within the body of our country. But at least for herpes, there’s medication to curtail the occurrence.
The former Republican congresswoman from Minnesota said Wednesday that the terror attack in Brussels, Belgium was just God’s way of sticking it to the President for ditching out on the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) conference to visit Cuba. Really.
In a column on World News Daily titled “Obama Visits Cuba While Civilization Burns,” Bachmann said:
“Our feckless U.S. president appeared unfazed by the message he portrayed of American incompetence and historic irrelevance.
“In fact, the president appeared pleased with himself and seemed to revel in his infallible cleverness. Only he could break the barriers of isolation his misguided predecessors had painstakingly built. Only he could vouchsafe freedom against attack from legions of murderous Communist regimes and Jew-hating ayatollahs.”
But with dastardly satisfaction, Bachmann wondered if the terrorists hadn’t been carrying out God’s will to kill 31 and wound some 250 people just to stick it to that awful Jew-hating, Cuban-liberating Obama for his hubris of planning a trip a month before the attack.
“Maybe our president’s humiliation comes in a manner so devastating it makes one wonder whether the Creator of humankind isn’t reminding this world of the inferiority of foolishness in the face of wisdom.
“The president once again mocked his nemesis, the Jewish people and the nation of Israel, by cleverly turning the international press corps toward his brilliant work in Cuba, instead of covering ongoing Islamic attacks against the Jewish state as outlined that very same day at the annual pro-Israel AIPAC meeting in Washington, D.C.”
If only Obama had attended that pro-Israel meeting none of this would have happened!
Bachmann also blamed German leader Angela Merkel, other European leaders and, of course, Obama for peddling “the dangerous fantasy of multicultural diversity, globalization and one-world nonsense.”
Crazy eyes also pointed out this is the week Jesus gave his life to die for our sins and that terrorists worship a false God. She said that ISIS is a perfect representation of Islam.
The former lawmaker said:
“No, we aren’t all the same. We don’t believe the same things, nor do we hold to the same values.”
The tea party queen wants you all to know, Christians are just better. Just ignore the history of wars, murders, child abuse, sexual abuse, the subjugation of women, racism, bigotry, and the killing of thinkers whose theories challenged the Bible — all carried out by religious leaders and some Christian societies.
Bachmann ends her tirade by saying:
“The choice is ours. Which leaders will we choose? Not little big man. Not today.”
Sigh. Can someone please invent some Michele-trex already?
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